stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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