Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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