And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
