hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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