I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just found puke in my bra..
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
You left your phone here
Wait...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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