you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
