I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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