thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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