is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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