i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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