Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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