i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Mom said you looked used
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Randomize
