where does the pee come out of this thing
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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