No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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