The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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