We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Vodka?
Forever.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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