yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
