Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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