Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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