we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
