Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
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