She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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