That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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