How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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