Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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