I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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