My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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