Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you told grandpa to call you daddy
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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