actually, I'm a sock model
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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