Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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