Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My bed smells like the plague
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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