Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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