those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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