Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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