at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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