he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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