I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
