I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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