she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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