just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you didnt know i had herpes?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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