There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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