I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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