i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
