at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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