So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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