yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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