God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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