plz talk dirty to me
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
