I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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