Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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