We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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