dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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