He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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