I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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